Major sporting events give bookies the opportunity to get thorough with their offerings, while the blockbuster shows give them the opportunity to get creative stupid.

With Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor just days away (Sat., Aug. 26, 2017), oddsmakers have pulled out stops they didn’t even know they had, presenting an array of mind-boggling props that make Mayweather-Pacquiao’s “will the first punch be left-handed or right-handed” line look ordinary.

Let’s take a look at some of the more ridiculous offerings you can risk your hard-earned money on:

Miscellaneous Props

Who will have more people with them during the fight walkout?

Floyd Mayweather -175 (4/7)
Conor McGregor +125 (5/4)

Which fighter will have a longer fight walkout?

Floyd Mayweather -155 (20/31)
Conor McGregor +110 (11/10)

***Calculated from the first note of the entrance music until the fighter gets one foot on the mat.

Will Floyd Mayweather wear a “The Money Team” hat during the fight walkout?

Yes -400 (1/4)
No +250 (5/2)

Will Lil Wayne wear a shirt during the fight walkout?

Yes -230 (10/23)
No +160 (8/5)

Will Nate Diaz walkout with Floyd Mayweather?

Yes +115 (23/20)
No -160 (5/8)

Will Justin Bieber walkout with Floyd Mayweather?

Yes +300 (3/1)
No -500 (1/5)

Total Donald Trump Tweets on the day of the fight

Over 6.5 -155 (20/31)
Under 6.5 +110 (11/10)

***Calculated from 00:00 to 23:59 UTC/GMT -8 hours (Pacific Standard Time). Combined @realDonaldTrump and @POTUS

Will either corner throw in towel?

Yes +800 (8/1)
No -2500 (1/25)

Will either fighter lose their mouthpiece during the fight?

Yes +425 (17/4)
No -850 (2/17)

Who will be the first fighter to bleed?

Floyd Mayweather +275 (11/4)
Conor McGregor -450 (2/9)

Will there be a boxing rematch in 2018?

Yes +450 (9/2)
No -900 (1/9)

Which fight will end first?

Mayweather vs. McGregor -600 (1/6)
Alvarez vs. Golovkin +350 (7/2)

Will Conor McGregor fight in UFC in 2017?

Yes +125 (5/4)
No -175 (4/7)

Will there be a MMA Rematch in 2018?

Yes +2000 (20/1)
No -10000 (1/100)

Cross-Sport Props

What will there be more of?

Total knockdowns by Conor McGregor -140 (5/7)
Total home runs by Giancarlo Stanton on Aug. 26 EVEN (1/1)

What will there be more of?

Total punches landed by Conor McGregor in the fight -140 (5/7)
Total points in the margin of victory of Stanford vs. Rice EVEN (1/1)

What will there be more of?

Total runs in the Twins vs. Blue Jays game on Aug. 26 -140 (5/7)
Completed rounds in the fight EVEN (1/1)

What Will there be more of?

Total runs in the Mariners vs. Yankees game on Aug. 26 -140 (5/7)
Completed rounds in the fight EVEN (1/1)

What Will there be more of?

Strikeouts by Madison Bumgarner on Aug. 26 EVEN (1/1)
Completed Rounds in the Fight -140 (5/7)

What Will there be more of?

Strikeouts by Cole Hamels on Aug. 26 +180 (9/5)
Completed Rounds in the Fight -260 (5/13)

What Will there be more of?

Strikeouts by Sonny Gray on Aug. 26 +160 (8/5)
Completed Rounds in the Fight -230 (10/23)

Thoughts: Okay, I may just be a simple country mixed martial arts (MMA) analyst, but I can’t be the only one thinking that Mayweather could make grotesque amounts of money with those “will Nate Diaz/Justin Bieber walk out with him” lines. Hell, all he has to do is put $10,000 on himself not walking out with a TMT hat and he leaves the ring with a cool $25,000 on top of his purse.

As far as the others, you could probably do a statistical analysis on Trump’s tweets-per-day to get a proper bead on that line. Same with Mayweather and McGregor’s average walkout times. If doing so sounds fun to you, be my guest. Overall, though, I wouldn’t put more than maybe two beers worth of money on any of these. Unless you feel confident in your ability to convince customer service that the wording of “which fight ends first” actually refers to whether Mayweather vs. McGregor (Aug. 26) or Canelo vs. GGG (Sept. 16) ends first and not more quickly.

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