I have to be fair. Randy’s book is supposed to be better than all the other MMA bios out there, he gives back to the troops, and this is America where everyone who can use their name to make a fortune is encouraged to do so. But Americans also have ADD when it comes to winners-we love them as long as it’s convenient and then revel in joy as they tumble down the mountain we watched the new underdog climb up. Randy might not be there yet, but his train is rolling and “fizzle city” is the next stop.

Despite all this, he has an allure about him and I’ll admit that I want to see him get back in the cage, but not against the Russian Czar even though he continually repeats the mantra, “the fans want to see me fight Fedor.” Actually I don’t. I want to see you fight the one guy Fedor couldn’t finish in two tries. He’s the big Brazilian who’s taking home the belt you gave up every night and is the same guy who called you out after he won it. I think the fight between Nog and Couture is more appetizing than Fedor-Couture and if he could get past his spat with Dana White us fans would pay to see it. Even if I have landed myself on “Spaceballs the shit list.”

But I’m just sayin, so it’s okay, right?

Kelly Crigger is a freelance MMA writer and author of the book "Title Shot: Into the Shark Tank of Mixed Martial Arts" which you can purchase by clicking here. Contact him through his website at IntoTheSharkTank.com