Two-for-one, who can resist? Whether the offer comes from a fast food restaurant or a cell phone company, everybody loves two-for-ones. Well, last night it was “The Ultimate Fighter” that waved this guaranteed pleaser in front of its fans faces.

“Jeremy May pisses Matt Brown off… and a second mystery preliminary fight”. This is the teaser the TUF narrator utters as TUF Season 7--- episode 6 gets under way.

The van full of Team Forrest fighters chugs along; Sin City’s neon strip in the background underlies the apparent booze fest that is taking place back at the TUF house. Matt Brown and his teammates are talking trash about Jeremy May as we arrive.

For a bunch of young tough guys, it doesn’t get much better than all the free booze you can drink. And Matt Riddle, Jeremy May and a couple of other Team Rampage members are doing their best to enjoy this TUF perk. Shot after shot, Riddle and May are doing their best to get to the bottom of a vodka bottle.

Tim Credeur and a few of the other Team Forrest fighters don’t look impressed. In fact, neither do some of the Team Rampage fighters. One of the Rampage members lets Jeremy May know that his drinking antics aren’t very respectful to the rest of his team. He asks Jeremy how many shots he’s had. Casually and with his best joker smirk, May tells him 12 or 13.

Things get more odd, when May reveals to the camera that he actually is putting one over on everyone. He’s replaced the alcohol in his vodka bottle with water, so he’s only pretending to be drunk. Why? Well, as we’ve learned in previous episodes Jeremy May is a pretty weird guy.

Tim Credeur ends this segment by letting us know the level of his disdain for May by indicating how he would hypothetically kill Jeremy if he had to,

“If Jeremy and I were the last two guys on the face of the earth, I’d be the last”.

Tim then further inflames the audiences dislike for May by calling him a douchbag.

TEAM RAMPAGE TRAINING SESSION

Jeremy May is rolling around the cage practicing his version of Jiu-Jitsu, a version he likes to call, “Jeremy-Jitsu”. While it’s supposed to be a better style of Jiu-Jitsu, it reminds one more of a spastic female cat trying to escape an unwelcomed courting.

Jeremy’s training is interspersed with shots of him talking smack about Matt Brown. Jeremy’s piety is priceless,

“In a good Christian way I’m going to beat his face in”

May goes down in a heap and starts howling in pain. We learn that he has a bum knee. The rest of his training is of him sulking on the sidelines as Rampage Jackson tries to talk to him about the need for him to get more practice. The best May can seemingly do is ride the bike. But is it the best he can do?