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Jesse Ventura Defends MMA Fairly Well on “Larry King Live”

Except for the fact that Jesse calls it “Ultimate Fighting”, which is better than what Larry called it(Ultimate Boxing), but how about we design a computer chip to plant in people’s brains. Every time “Ultimate Fighting” is uttered, the chip destroys 3 brain cells and every time MMA or Mixed Martial Arts is uttered 3 super intelligent brain cells are created.