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Vuvuzelas Not Allowed At UFC 116

The World Cup has been rather exiting this year, wouldn’t you say? If by exciting, you mean annoying with the thousands of South African attendees blasting their deafening vuvuzelas throughout the night.

Thankfully, the UFC has stepped-in and banned all vuvuzelas from this weekend’s blockbuster

“UFC 116: Lesnar vs. Carwin” event inside the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada.
“This decision was pretty simple for me,” UFC president Dana White said. “Vuvuzelas make the most horrific sound I’ve ever heard. I’d rather let Brock punch me in the face than hear 15,000 people blow on those things. This is the biggest heavyweight fight we’ve ever done. We’ll make enough noise this weekend when Brock and Shane finally step inside the Octagon.”

UFC heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar will enter the cage to battle interim champ Shane Carwin in the most important heavyweight scrap in UFC history. Unfortunately, fans will be forced to rely on their drunken voices, hands, and feet egg-on their favorite athlete.